I got a booty call at 7 am…

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And strangely enough, my wife totally knows about it.

But look, before you get all uppity or think my wife and I have one of them “alter-native” marriages, you should know that my booty call ain’t whatchya think.

Nope.

I’m having an upper…and lower…endoscopy today.

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