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In Defense of Night Owls
“No one looks back on their life and remembers the nights they had plenty of sleep” — Unknown
There goes yet another article about how people who wake up early are better than you, your mom, hot buttered sourdough bread, and 100% organic CBD all rolled into one.
Blah…blah…blah…
Ok, so look. I’m not gonna go all Tonya Harding on you and crack you in the knees on your way to the pedestal, to point fingers at the rest of us…(as we sleep).
Nah.
That would just give youz guyz ANOTHER reason to write about how right you are about us heathen vampires.
Instead…
I’m gonna share with y’all why being a night owl may actually be the thing that’s missing from your life.
The fact is, working late is when…
I’m on…
In flow…
The zone…
Tuned in…
And all that other stuff that rooster types miss out on, on Tuesday’s at 2am.
And I’ll bet dollars to donuts most of my late-night playah’s feel the same way too.